Rule #11 - Movie Theater D-Bag

Of all the ways to be a D-Bag, there is no better setting than a movie theater. What better way to let your d-bag fly in such a target rich environment? Everyone in the theater, except for the d-bag, is looking to quietly enjoy a movie. That's easy to ruin, right?

Here are some ways to ensure you will be the center of attention, in that true d-bag style.

First off, come in late and stand on the stairs, looking for a spot. You get bonus points if you put your hand to your forehead. When you find a spot, make sure you yell to your friend that you found something, so you can walk in front of everyone who was there on time. When you sit down, pull out your snacks, and make plenty of noise with the bag. Then, impress everyone around you by spouting out how crappy this movie will be.

The final touch is an oldie, but a goodie. Yeah, you guessed it, I'm talking about answering the phone you forgot to put on vibrate. It's a sure fire way to make all kinds of friends and show off your inner d-bag.

So, get out there and ruin that theater experience!