Rule #2 They Call Them Vanity Plates for a Reason

Now I am not referring to the license plates for your alma mater, choose life, or save the pickle. No, these are the ones where a Douchebag can express his or her self via the text on the car’s plate. As if the way you drive, the type of car you drive, or the “effects” you have added to your hooptie are not enough of an indication, you feel the need to personalize your car’s license plate.

So you’ve now decided to customize it. What life altering words of wisdom should you use. The words you chose must tell people about the type of Douche you are.

ASSETS- Perfect, you are the douchebag people shouldn’t trust with their money, but do.

TRKASHO (Trick Ass Ho)- What self-respecting woman wouldn’t want this on the back of her car.

TOUCHY- On the back of a POS. You are just asking for it.

BIGMAN- Really? Doubtful.

Here’s the deal. All Douchebags are allowed to have vanity plates, except they all have to be made to say the same thing…IMA DBG.