Shirts are for losers, and you are a winner.
Whether walking down the street, or in the middle of Sunday Mass, a douche bag should never have a shirt on. So God gave you a chest and stomach, but roids gave you pecs and abs. You have worked hard injecting steroids and pumping iron, why wouldn’t you want to show it off? Shirts? Shirts?! Shirts cover up bodies belonging to people who have something better to do with their time than go to the gym. Instead of spending half of the day working out, these “shirt people” have jobs, families, read books, or get an education. You didn’t sacrifice your friends, life, and testicles to cover up that chiseled physique with a thin piece of cloth. Sure you are nowhere near a pool, boat, beach, bath tub, doctor’s office, or any other place where being shirtless is appropriate, but who cares. Shirts are for wimps, who should they mention your shirtless nature, might have their arms ripped off by your roid rage.
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