How to successfully be a d-bag on the water in one easy step:
That's it! Easy, right? You're welcome.
Now, I'm not saying that everyone that owns a jet ski is a d-bag...ok, no, that's exactly what I'm saying. There is no easier way to be a aqua-D-bag, than getting a jet ski. This fun, recreational vehicle miraculously takes away all common sense, common courtesy and intelligence and replaces it with an idea of entitlement that is unparalleled. Why do you think big yachts have rooms for Jet Ski's? So they can get that empowered feeling they lack from their mega-yachts.
So, get on a Jet Ski today, and watch the looks of envy and anger as your inner D-bag comes flowing out. You'll be glad you did.
Jet skis, the traffic weaving motorcycles of the sea.
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