Rule #123 - Weight lifting

As a Dbag, you probably believe the bigger you are the better? Don't waste your time in the gym 9 days a week, 29 hours a day. Simply purchase size enhancing, genitalia shrinking, steroids similar to the ones used by the Major League Baseball (MLB) Dbags in the USA; Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, A-Rod and Mark McGuire to name just a few. Make a rapid transition from a skinny Dbag into a “Roid” enhanced, top grade” Dbag. Ideally you should become so big, that a gust of wind would be able to topple you over and render you helplessly unable to stand up without the assistance of heavy machinery.