Rule # 153 and # 154 - D-Bag at the wheel!

Rule #153- D-Bags always tailgate. No this has nothing to do with corn hole and beer pong in the parking lot of the big game.

Sure the car in front of you is driving 150 mph through a school zone, but you judge car length using a Matchbox car. Who cares if you are the only two cars on a six lane highway, they call them bumpers for a reason. Maybe you have aspirations of becoming the next Tony Stuart. The fact of the matter is, should the driver in front of you brake check, you will be ready to park in his back seat.

Rule #154- D-Bags brake check.

Everyone knows the importance of safety in a car. A good set of brakes can save your life, or show the passengers in your car the extent of your Douchebaggery. D-Bags are the reason drive-thru coffee providers put lids on the cups. Who wouldn't find it hilarious to tap the brakes right as your friend is sipping a $12, 150 degree coffee. I'm sure he'll love wearing all over his shirt. Who doesn't want to look like they had Michael J Fox for a server at IHOP.

There is also the fact that any real D-Bag will look for any opportunity to cause a wreck on the road. Screw the person behind you. If I want to go from 60 to zero in a second and a half, in the middle of I-4, that's my prerogative.