Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Rule # 921 - Engine Trouble

Rule # 921 is in special dedication to one of my best friends and brother-in-law, James (also a great contributor to this blog). It has to do with engine maintenance, kneeboarding and timing.

When you are captaining a boat, there are plenty of responsibilities, from making sure the person you are pulling is ok, to watching for traffic, to watching the women sun bathing in front of you. So, if you are looking for a great way for your inner d-bag to shine, wait until you are passing the female sunbathers, and encourage a technical malfunction in the engine, to ensure whatever trick could be done, or whatever impression the kneeboarder has with the ladies will be sunk, just like the rider is as you both come to a stop. It's great fun, especially since you can always outrun the person stuck in the water.

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