Rule #895 - The Feminine Dbag

You have already mastered the art of accompanying your lady friends and making their night out miserable. You are proficient at warding off potential suiters, being a complete party pooper or having “Permanent PMS Syndrome” or PPS. Don't stop there, you can do better than that! Believe in yourself. Purchase a bow and arrow and instead of making mean, sly comments to males you want to drive away from your friends, just save yourself the energy and pick them off one by one with the bow and arrow like Legolas in the movie “Lord of the Rings”. In addition to that, don't just be negative and force your friends to go home with you, get them kicked out of the bar. Blindside the Bouncer and land a hay making punch to his face rendering him unconscious. When he wakes up minutes later, point at your group of friends. That way you all get to go home and be miserable together.