Rule #12- D-Bags self-tan
Who needs to be tan when you can be orange. If only there was a way to tan that doesn’t involve time outdoors or that massive ball of miasma in the sky. Be it a tanning bed or a bottle, a Douchebag would much pay for a tan, than get it for free by spending time outside. There is something about that unnatural shade of carrot that makes people love you. Sure you are one shade off becoming The Great Pumpkin, but you think you look good, and remembering Rule #19, your opinion is all that matters.
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