Rule #394 - Voicemail messages

"Hi, you've reached Billy Bob's voicemail. I can't get to the phone right now, but leave me a message and I'll get right back to you. *BEEP*"

Isn't that boring? Rule # 394 is for the D-bag who wants to be different; sneaky. A good D-bag message tricks the caller into thinking you have really picked up, and when they get comfortable in their conversation, BAM! That's when you drop the ball that they are the stupid ones that are talking to a recording. Yeah, that'll teach them!

Sample: "Hello? Yeah, this is Billy Bob.....yeah.....oh, totally........ha ha Psych! It's actually a recording! I got you good, you loser. Ok, now I'm serious *beep*"

And, P.S. "Psych" is an integral part to the D-Bag vocabulary.