Rule # 419 Boating Shennanigans

Rule # 419 has to deal with the most wonderful activity of pleasure boating. We can't let that stand without a dose of D-Baggery. So, here's what you do to ensure you get your way.

When you see someone calmly anchored, do not casually idle up to them, causing little wake. The boat goes fast for a reason, do it! Make sure you properly trim the engine to the proper height to ensure the maximum amount of carnage your power boat can muster up. Laugh as the beers, the food and the good times go sliding off into the water, and enjoy the knowledge that you, too are a d-bag!