Rule #259 The Popped collar.

Many Dbags will wear a brightly colored polo golf shirt and flagrantly raise collars in an attempt to display their Douchebaggery. While this will mercifully let the world know what you are and what you stand for, it is not going to make you stand out in your profession. Why wear one collared shirt when you can wear 2 or 3, or even 7? Wear multiple popped collars and have them flare out from your neck like a peacock's feathers. Don't just make the colors soft pinks or yellows; make them, fluorescent-tly flagrant colors like: Lime green, Chartreuse, electric lime or Tangerine yellow. Stand out from the pack, be unique.